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  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

WELL Bigfrog

W'rkncacnter on Apr 1st, 2011, Version 1.0

I had made a resize map Weland plugin, but now what's the point?

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Yet again... Bigfrog

Nibenon on Apr 1st, 2011, Version 1.0

... you never fail to impress even with slightly modified well-known maps. Just don't shrink it :P

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

Horrible Bigfrog

eppy on Apr 1st, 2011, Version 1.0

I kept tripping running up the stairs, and the wide open spaces are awful. You call yourself a mapmaker? This is pathetic. Needs more ammo.

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

Not an UD Bleeding Requisite

Dis on Mar 29th, 2011, Version <3

the H is silent, people.

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Hmmm... VISUAL MODE Plugin

who likes justin bieber? on Mar 29th, 2011, Version 1.0

Well, I've seen your work. I'm sure this deserves five stars. It doesnt work in Windows 7 64 bit. (That sucks for me, i hate windows but i can't use anything else...)

sigh... (sobs)

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Cool VISUAL MODE SOURCE CODE

iamanidiot123 on Mar 29th, 2011, Version 1.0

It actually works this time... Just don't fake the "Write a review" button (I kept reviewing "My pants are on fire", which i didn't like very much...) TIP: it's written in c# and the zip inside the zip is supposed to be in .tar format, .tar.gz , or .tar.bz2

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

Hmm. Deeze Maps

timothy on Mar 29th, 2011, Version 1.1

They're ok, I guess.

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  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

Great Stuff! VISUAL MODE Plugin

timothy on Mar 29th, 2011, Version 1.0

Does this work on Windows 7 64-bit? It doesn't seem to do anything.

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  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

The joke keeps losing momentum. VISUAL MODE SOURCE CODE

DADDY Z3RO on Mar 28th, 2011, Version 1.0

As if two attempts at this cheap gag weren't enough, now we know how to make endless fake plugins.

Thanks a lot, Wrk.

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Wonderful Pack Deeze Maps

brilliant on Mar 28th, 2011, Version 1.1

This is a great map pack. Nice details in architecture and lighting in all the maps. Also, the custom grass texture in The Prodigal looks excellent and fits well in that map! This is definitely a map pack I will be hosting!

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

Nice Wrk VISUAL MODE SOURCE CODE

timothy on Mar 28th, 2011, Version 1.0

Thanks for releasing this, but I'm concerned about the license. Are we free to modify and redistribute the source code with attribution?

I'm also curious about the name of that awesome font used in the screenshot. The closest match according to WhatTheFont is Base Mono Narrow Thin, which looks similar but I'm not convinced they are the same.

Edit:

Oops. Forgot that including a random YouTube video with every review was going to be my new shtick.

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Incredible Collection Second Quest

timothy on Mar 28th, 2011, Version 2.0.0

An excellent collection of maps for the most part. Unfortunately some of the original Infinity netmaps were so awful no amount of work could correct them.

I only wish the engine could be updated to automatically substitute these maps whenever someone attempted to host the originals online, banishing Duality and Wrath No More? from living memory.

Except for Sands Serif, which is the only map worse than the original.

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Morons! Your Bus Is Leaving! Second Quest

ThisWatchCostMoreThanYourCar on Mar 28th, 2011, Version 2.0.0

"?to make them playable and enjoyable..." You stupid, arrogant prick. Yeah, because Bungie---that immensely successful company (well before "Halo")---really didn't know a motherfucking THING about making "playable, enjoyable" products, right? And I really love this one: "If only they had been this way in the first place!" Yes, if only, asshole, because, you know, Bungie and Double Aught and all those amazing guys (and girls) never knew fuck-all about making kick-ass netmaps, building an adaptive, evolving, and successful business empire, and so on. IF ONLY you flatulent cunts had been there to help and advise them! Oh, if only! You guys are some seriously fucked-up motherfuckers, man. You have no sense of historical precedent, nor any respect for the people who made it possible for you to be the stupid little incestuous bastards you are today. Yes, you shitheads do some great work, no question, but you also, to the man, need some serious lessons in humility. To wit, if you knew what success really was, what accomplishment and achievement really looked, felt, tasted like, you'd realize what piss-ant morons you publicly make of yourselves, dissing people who've built history under your sorry-assed, unwashed feet. That said, nice work on this. Great and flattering improvements on a classic, important, standard-forging product, one that turned hard soil and grew vast gardens before any of you even knew a mouse and keyboard. Buh bye!

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

HELP! VISUAL MODE Plugin

iamanidiot123 on Mar 27th, 2011, Version 1.0

CAN YOU PROVIDE A SOURCE CODE, OR A WAY TO GET THE SOURCE CODE???

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Don't mind DADDY Z3RO... VISUAL MODE Plugin

RAITHE on Mar 27th, 2011, Version 1.0

He's just nostalgically quoting Admiral Ackbar.

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

IT'S A TRAP VISUAL MODE Plugin

DADDY Z3RO on Mar 26th, 2011, Version 1.0

THIS IS NOT VISUAL MODE IT IS A DUMB JOKE, IF YOU HAVE JUICE, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT THIS IS TURN AWAY NOW

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

This is getting out of hand VISUAL MODE Plugin

DADDY Z3RO on Mar 26th, 2011, Version 1.0

Now this prank has a 5.0 weighted average....

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Fun Fun Fun! FP

timothy on Mar 25th, 2011, Version 1.0

These always bring a smile to my face. Keep up the good work.

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Good stuff so far Deeze Maps

aquateenhgrfrce on Mar 25th, 2011, Version 1.1

I think the best map in the pact is septic, its nice, rich in detail, and the gameplay is fast paced and action packed. I would give that map a 5/5, the only hangup I had was some areas lacked flow, I.E more improvement would be made with the placement of 2 or 3 more elevators.

Prodigal is a decent map I haven't hosted a game with more than 3 people and it seems like a 4 to 8 player map, it has some good atheistic to it, the grass texture was a bit ugly for my tastes though. The up-the-hill do-the-hill portion is a bit clunky if, but its makes up for it on KOTH gameplay. I gave that map a 3.5/5.

Ascendant is by far my least favorite of the 3. While it looks atheistically pleasing it doesn't function very well as a net map. The duel water jets were a lot of fun, but the flow rate was a bit fast, so it took some time to regain footing after landing at the target destination.The area between the water jets didn't have much going for them. The Canyon area looks interesting, but it seemed more like a gimick, and it was easy to kill the poor helpless players who happened to wonder in that area, The death pit at the very northern tip of the map was very unnecessary, and its easy to get flung in there if one would fire the rocket in the wrong direction. The Hallway, while as well very aesthetically pleasing was disconnected from the rest of the map. I did however like the side portions of the map that were on either side of the water jets. I think portions of Ascendant would work very well for a solo map but fails as a net map. I would have to give the last map a 2/5.

So all together a 5/5 for the first map, 3.5/5 for the second map and a 2/5 for the last one, it came out to an average of 4 stars out of 5.

Keep up the good work.

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Nice Work The Grab Bag

timothy on Mar 24th, 2011, Version 1

The maps are simple but there is a surprising amount of detail in some of the areas. Very nice.